After a nice chuckle, it dawned on me that I haven’t asked my USAF buddy about his role, or more accuratley, the USAF’s role in the current Iraq conflict. I was also curious about how the war was being perceived by the folks that aren’t necessarily doing the house-to-house combat. He gave me permission to blog him, so here’s his reply, sanitized to protect the innocent:

The AF is completely involved in Iraq, although not as much when it comes to full-up urban warfare in a place like Baghdad, where the Marines and Army have to go house to house and bombs are a little inappropriate.

We do have some pretty cool newer, smaller bombs — do a search for the “Small Diameter Bomb.” It uses the most precise GPS-aided package ever made, and unfortunately I can’t give you the exact precision numbers, but it’s pretty darn good. If you wanted to take out just your neighbor’s car across the street, while limiting damage to the house, this bomb can do it. If you want to kill somebody in the northwest corner of a building, and make sure you don’t kill the POW in the southwest corner, this bomb could do it. If there was a tank hiding under a bridge, this bomb could be setup to penetrate the bridge first, and then blow up the tank under it, without doing too much damage to the bridge itself (besides the hole where it penetrated).

There’s other places where we can provide “close air support” to Marines and Army guys with bigger bombs and what not, like in some of the further-out areas where insurgents lurk. These also use GPS to hit whatever target the soldiers don’t want shooting at them anymore. The soldier pretty much just hits the target with a laser rangefinder to get the coordinates, relays them to the pilot (kinda like when they called in an air strike in old Vietnam movies), and then a plane (sometimes the big B-52s or B-1s even) just drops a single bomb right where the soldier wants it. After that, they go in and clean up the mess.

And, of course, there’s all the non-direct, supporting missions that the AF controls — GPS (yeah!), satellite communications, weather over the war zone (aka “theater”), basically all the space stuff outside of reconnaissance. I also have a buddy over there doing something a bit different — he’s in charge of setting up the Iraq Air Forces version of Officer Training School. It’s where all their pilots and other officers will go to “boot camp” prior to getting their commission as officers and moving on to pilot training or whatever else.

I’m sure there’s plenty of other miscellaneous tasks we’re doing over there, but I’m just not in the know.

As far as your second question of “how do we perceive the whole thing,” well, that’s a bit more of a quagmire (giggity). Some people believe very strongly on one side or the other, but most people are pretty moderate; many of the younger guys just know that “a war is going on” and that we’re providing support through accurate GPS. Although I should, I don’t think I have a strong opinion on the matter. I know what we did was great for the Iraqi people, and I hear stories about their thankfulness when guys come back. I know what we’re doing now is necessary for Iraq’s success as a democracy, otherwise they’ll end up potentially worse off than before. I know we can’t make a public “we’re going to pull troops out by xx date” statement, b/c that’s pretty much a ridiculous mistake that only tells the enemy how long they need to wait before they can attack and meet their objectives without opposition. But that’s about all I know or have thought about.

Did that answer your questions? There’s actually good info/stories on the www.af.mil page from overseas about what some guys are doing, and (I don’t know the link) there’s more in-depth stories in “Airman Magazine” somewhere within the af.mil domain.

I told him that we feel about the same way. The Iraq war is a nightmare on many levels, but we have to complete the mission or we will have made an even bigger mess than we already have. Timetabling the way to a specific date will definitely end the insurgency, because why waste anymore munitions? We’re leaving, so just wait. That can only be perceived by the enemy as a victory on their part. They finally beat us into submission, and we’re pulling out disgracefully.

The other thing I did was go research a bit on the stuff that was mentioned. These “Small Diameter Bombs” are very cool. Their accuracy over the distance they can be fired is amazing, and the description of hitting a car while minimizing damage to the house seems to be awfully accurate. The GBU-39 Small Diameter Bomb is some serious technology that is very versatile in what it can accomplish. If you don’t believe the claim about blowing up a tank under a bridge without heavy bridge damage, check this out. Here’s the aftermath. Sure enough, minimal damage, even through steel reinforced concrete, 3 feet of which is within operational specs of this particular munition.

Now, as to my title question. How does any of this justify the expense required to build/maintain/deploy it? For me, this is easy…

This is a graph of a concept known as Circular Error Probable (CEP). This graph is very important for many reasons, but let’s start with some basics. A simple definition of CEP is “The distance from a target in which 50% of munitions will hit.” Now, if you’re any kind of statistician, you already balk at the “50%” statistic. Obviously, if 50% hit within a certain distance, then 50% hit outside that distance, so it’s a bogus stat and might be easily written off. But, the graph clarifies this further, because CEP is the first distance “n” given all distances using a normal distribution of ordnance distances from targets. That means there is a “bell curve” that peaks at the target position and trails off very rapidly by 3 times the CEP.

Moreover, the CEP for precision guided ordnance doesn’t follow a normal distribution due to the very precise nature of the weaponry. That means that the CEP will more than likely contain a higher than 50% ratio of hits and nearly 100% of all munitions land within 2xCEP of target.

In the case of the SDB, the CEP is 5-8m. That’s 15-25 feet. Since the bomb is precision guided, that means that almost all ordnance will hit within 50ft of the target, even on the worst possible targeting effort. This also means that a majority of the ordnance will land within 20 feet of the target. If the weapon is fired from a closer range the accuracy increases still, and the more telemetry that can be leveraged, the more accurate still.

Basically, everything my USAF buddy claimed is correct. This bomb gives you the ability to hit very isolated targets and save lives. Now, I don’t know about you, but I can’t put a price on human life, not even an Iraqi citizen halfway around the world that I’ve never met. If spending more money on defense provides one piece of technology that can accomplish the mission with less collateral damage, then spend the money.

If we stopped all this high technology and went back to churning out high-explosive and incendiary bombs and revert to the carpet bombing days of WWII. Heck, we could even try to top the Soviet Tsar Bomba with a >50 Megaton nuclear bomb and just level Baghdad altogether. I’m sure that our defense costs would drop dramatically in the R&D areas and we would have a nice budgetary surplus thanks not only to the decrease in defense spending, but the lack of foreign aid as most all of the middle east would soon perish in the nuclear winter and fallout.

I realize that we need to spend money here for things like roads, schools, and life-enrichment, but I think Mother Teresa was onto something when she said, “It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.” If my daughter having a better education comes at the cost of lost lives in other parts of the world, then I’m home schooling her. The Bible (as usual) sums it up even better, “Anyone who sets himself up as ‘religious’ by talking a good game is self-deceived. This kind of religion is hot air and only hot air. Real religion, the kind that passes muster before God the Father, is this: Reach out to the homeless and loveless in their plight, and guard against corruption from the godless world. (Jam 1:27 MSG)”

We have a responsibility to protect all the people in the world from corruption, and a strong defense insures the old adage “Peace Through Strength”. Sun Tzu recognized that adage as an important part of maintaining peace in a world of war, and Ronald Reagan saw it as the same. If the USA can keep the peace by showing unwavering strength, we will be respected. If we can do that while simultaneously demonstrating a desire to preserve and enrich all human life, then we will be admired.

-Chris

I’m under the first set of question marks. I won’t be revealing my code name, nor the sender’s. Suffice it to say, don’t mess with me. I know people, and not the tax morons.

-Chris

That’s correct, Andy recevied his shirt and it looks great. So, without further ado, here is a link to my store. It will be on the right as well.

Here’s a sample Ringer T, both front and back. Click for a better look.

The logo is an “actual” government secret sticker, which with some intricate GIS work can be found. But, instead of looking for it yourself, buy a product and flaunt it around.

I think the stuff is all pretty cool and you will be impressed with the quality of the printing and the products. If you’ve never bought from cafepress, you’re in for a treat.

And, as promised, here are the formal request docs I received for a free T-Shirt. The person that sent these has also received his shirt, but I can’t disclose any more about him. The sum total is, this is the proper way to submit your request for a free T-Shirt to celebrate the relaunch of my site.

First, submit a letter requesting the T-Shirt, similar to this, but in triplicate….

Second, submit a formal memo according to the spec outlined in Air Force Manual 33-326, Chapter 3. It too must be submitted in triplicate. Here is an example..

Finally, depending on what information you choose to include in the letter/memo, please choose one of these three cover sheets to preface your submission.

Also, check this out. This guy took the recent Google patent apart and delimited how Google is running their ranking system. It’s a really interesting list.

Until then…

-Chris

If all bodes well, I will have a link to the cafepress store that has the products for sale, and I will also be posting a sweet 360? rotating image of Andy in said shirt.

The images that I have seen look great, so if they print it correctly, these things will be a big hit. So, stay tuned…

-Chris

I’m going to fire up the old scanner and get pictures of this stuff up here soon. Suffice it to say, someonehas Crossed into the Blue on this one.

Stay Tuned…

-Chris

Before you start reading this, click here: www.stardestroy…

I think it really adds to the effect…

Aeronautical Systems Center’s Major Shared Resource Center at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base announced on April 25 the installation of the newest and most powerful supercomputer in the Department of Defense.

The supercomputer arrived at the ASC MSRC in March and is entering its initial 30-day test period. It expands the center’s capability to more than 4,100 processors spread across five separate shared memory systems.

Awarded on behalf of the DoD High Performance Computing Modernization Program, the 2,048-processor SGI Altix supercomputer will aid weapon systems design of innovative materials, advance design concepts, improve and speed modification programs, increase high fidelity simulations and enable more efficient tests and evaluations.

Named “Eagle” the supercomputer consists of a total of 41 racks with over 1,400 interconnecting cables. The increased performance and scalability will help put advanced technology in the hands of U.S. forces more quickly, less expensively and with greater certainty of success.

Created as part of DoD’s High Performance Computing Modernization Program, the ASC MSRC is one of four MSRC sites in the DoD. Servicing more than 1,000 researchers throughout the DoD, the ASC MSRC supports DoD research, development, and test and evaluation communities with high performance computing and visualization resources.

SENIOR LEADERS ARE SAYING…

This system provides the technology that will enable significant engineering and scientific breakthroughs for the engineers, scientists, and researchers that utilize the MSRC’s full service offerings. It will also help in addressing the next class of modeling and simulation challenges facing the Department of Defense. (ASC/HP Apr 05)

That’s no soda machine . . . it’s a supercomputer.

Get it, like the line “That’s no moon, that’s a space…” [sigh]

raising dork flag……slowly……again

-Chris

But then I thought about it for a while and it dawned on me, that this very thing prevents all the recipients of these “slogans, quotes, special backgrounds, special stationeries, digital images, unusual fonts, etc.” from saying, “Please, don’t they have anything better to do…” every stinkin’ time they see a winking smiley face or a spinning flower or some other inane crap.

Anyway, I wish the USAF would legislate this rule to all the US email providers. Enjoy…

1. —–Original Message—–
   From: [DELETED]

   —–Original Message—–
   From: [DELETED]

   —–Original Message—–
   From: [DELETED]

   All: There’s been a recent change regarding e-mail usage with the release of the new AFI 33-119, Oct 04, that now states in para 3.7.: “Users will not add slogans, quotes, special backgrounds, special stationeries, digital images, unusual fonts, etc., routinely to their official or individual electronic messages. Users must consider professional image and conservation of Air Force network resources (bandwidth).” Please ensure your e-mail format conforms to the new guidance; a recent AETC news release (below) explains the rationale behind this, and clarifies the guidance a little more. Thank you! — [DELETED]

   —–Original Message—–

   From: [DELETED]
   Sent: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 11:24 AM
   Subject: AETC News Service for Nov. 24, 2004

   AETCNS 112404331: Air Force prohibits e-mail extras www.aetc.randol…

   AETCNS 112404331
   Nov. 24, 2004

   Air Force prohibits e-mail extras

   By [DELETED]
   12th Flying Training Wing Public Affairs

   RANDOLPH AIR FORCE BASE, Texas (AETCNS) — People who like to include fancy signature blocks, thoughtful quotations, colorful backgrounds or cute clip art in the e-mails they send should stop doing so immediately, according to Air Force officials.

   In the new Air Force instruction that governs electronic messaging, such extras are prohibited as they may not present a professional image and can take up too much bandwidth, thereby clogging up and slowing down the e-mail system, said [DELETED], [DELETED] for [DELETED] at the [DELETED] [DELETED] [DELETED] here.

   The revision of AFI 33-119, Air Force Messaging, released Oct. 27, states in paragraph 3.7, “Users will not add slogans, quotes, special backgrounds, special stationeries, digital images, unusual fonts, etc., routinely to their official or individual electronic messages. Users must consider professional image and conservation of Air Force network resources (bandwidth).”

   With more than 11,000 customers using network services at Randolph alone, [DELETED] said the amount of electronic message traffic is “astronomical” here, and users must follow standards.

   “Part of the rationale for revising the AFI was electronic messaging started to detract from the Air Force mission,” [DELETED] said. “The new AFI provides guidelines designed to keep messages as professional and uniform as possible.”

   Following the guidance in the regulations that govern communications, the standard for message text and signature blocks is 10- or 12-point font. Also, all official electronic messaging will include “//SIGNED//” in upper case before the signature block to signify it contains official Air Force information, according to AFI 33-119.

   The guidance provided in the revised AFI serves as a reminder to users about where they work, [DELETED] said.

   “Most people spend a lot of time on their computers at work, and many have started to use the system as if it were their home system,” [DELETED] said. “We all need to remember we are on government computer systems and must use our computers appropriately.”
   

My favorite line of this censored version is:

“said [DELETED], [DELETED] for [DELETED] at the [DELETED] [DELETED] [DELETED] here.” lol

Anyway, if you click the URL, you can see most of the censored material.

-Chris

So, maybe I can stump you on this one? Please, fill us in . . .

www.sfgate.com/…

-Chris

Aim high! :-)

http://www.wired.com/news/space/0,2697,65151,00.html

-Chris